Lynn 'Tantalize' Roslan playing at Number 36B

Tantalize's profile was composed by her now ex-friend Paul 'Tease 'n Taunt' Robinson:

Tantalize is never one to shy from a challenge, (and the bigger the better as they say) nor one to take the back seat. She'll be there at the start line champing at the bit, probably kitted in the very best and latest outfit suited for the event. Oh she has it all, from Skis and the entire SAS dive apparel to her own Dragon Boat Paddle - she's quite the Action-Woman. Living life in the fast lane, she thinks nothing of jetting off to deepest Kenya for a Safari (again in the correct attire) or to celebrate NYE on the slopes of a Korean Ski Resort.

She has enough Air miles to charter her own private 747, and just make sure that the accommodation is of the highest regard, nothing below a Shang (Shangri-la) or Banyan and god forbid if it doesn't have a Spa! No our Lady is a Lady (Little Britain Character Voice Please) and she likes Ladies things: one must be rubbed, scrubbed, covered in expensive gunk, and left to harden then washed down with water jets that only use Evian, with a hint of Lavender. None of this bloody tap water for our Lady because she is a lady.

Now do watch out men or boys, and yes mid 20's to 30's is perfect when you put her in a bar, mix with drinks and a blast of music. Then she's off and there'll be no keeping up. She'll dance the night away, tease, chat and pick intellectual arguments, (Just remember to get her good ear !) all driven on tank fulls of Cloudy Bay Sauvignon Blanc and/or a damn good red wine ! But don't expect to find our Lady towards the end of the night as she will often head for the EXIT when it is supposed to be the TOILET. Later in the week you will hear the now so famous words, "oh well you know me, I had had enough so I left"

So in summary, you had better get ready for this energy busting bunny, clothed or unclothed (just ask for the stories) she can stand her ground with anyone. Now bring on those Elephants !

David 'Trifecta' Kast (Team Captain) playing at Number 3

Trifecta was born in a small town in the U.S. where cow tipping was a much loved pastime and in his early 20's moved to the big city for a little more excitement - nicknamed DD (which at the Fire Island beach house stood for Daiquiri Dave - beach house bartender), later coined Dirty Dog by NYC socialite Robby K (the Real dirty dog of NYC) and then Dudley Doright the Compliance officer by his cousins in Munich and lastly 'Steve Martin' by Aussie party animal Lammo due to the grey streaks, clean cut image and American accent (no one believed Lammo but people stared all night long in St Kilda bars).

Drastically underrated (picked last in a Marines softball game in Warsaw after 4 Polish guys who didn't even know how to play), humorless when trying to be amusing and a pisser when serious (don't ask) and considered an enigma wrapped in a riddle surrounded by cheese - it is his quest for the sublime that keeps the dream alive - Trifecta hopes to contribute in any possible way to the Tickles' efforts to challenge for the Cup. Hobbies: sport, travel and music - Trends: long on life, short on hubris - Taboos: tequila (>3 shots), Mantra: endeavour to be what you desire to appear .

There is a rumor that he wanted to start his own Elephant Polo team called Tickle and the Toe Rags, but decided to throw in his lot with the more established Toe Rags, Tickle and the Ivories ! And we're glad he did ...as he ended up captaining the Tickles to their first ever championship in Galle, Sri Lanka in 2007.

Susie "T-Rex" Nguyen playing at Number TR-2

Having learned her English from Peter Jennings on World News Tonight and James Bond movies, T-Rex never quite picked up the Southern accent of southern Louisiana, where she was born and raised.  Because of this, T-Rex never felt quite at home there and set off on her own at 18 to see what was out there and has been sightseeing ever since. 

Along the way, she has been to school in Europe, served in the military, went to some more school in the United States, moved from the East Coast to the West Coast of the States (and back), went to school some more, started and runs her own international consulting business, went to school some more, traveled to over 60 countries (and still going), went to school some more, has unsuccessfully attempted to open an illicit underground cat wrestling den (her two cats were very uncooperative), and still likes to go to school (Do you see a pattern yet?).

Having decided that facing down a four ton Asian elephant (and very interesting hospital conditions) wasn't quite thrilling enough, she is currently working towards her helicopter commercial pilot rating, and she is hoping to fly Apache helicopters for the United States Army (if they decide that she is tall enough to reach the foot pedals).  If her booster seat doesn't fit in the Apaches, she hopes to become a henchwoman for any mastermind with a volcanic lair.

Brian "Trojan" Greeff playing at Number 1 Ft.